When I walked by the refrigerator, I thought I heard two onions singing a BeeGees song.
When I opened the door, I found out it was just the chives singing.

What do bovines like to read? Cattle-logs.

Yesterday I dropped my Scrabble game, and the tiles fell all over the road. My brother just laughed and asked me, “What’s the word on the street?”

What do you call an Irishman bouncing off a wall?
Rick O’Shay

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