Live Life Laughing: What do you get when?

Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A: A really slow-poke.

Q: What do you get when you haul hogs in a semi?
A: Pulled Pork

Q: What do you get when the Jedi takes a bubble bath?
A: Soapy Wan Kenobi

Q: What do you call it when two snails get in a fight?
A: A slug-fest.


from: frequentlyinterrupted.com

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