Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A: A really slow-poke.
Q: What do you get when you haul hogs in a semi?
A: Pulled Pork
Q: What do you get when the Jedi takes a bubble bath?
A: Soapy Wan Kenobi
Q: What do you call it when two snails get in a fight?
A: A slug-fest.