I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is.
Scaring men is easy.
I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair.
I changed all my passwords to Kenny; now all I have is Kenny Loggins.
I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention as a doctor, but the security guard wouldn’t let me in.
He said I wasn’t the real McCoy.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 