Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: Supplies!

I have a friend who took a selfie in the shower, but the image was blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.

All I’m saying is: “At any point during that ride through the desert, he could have at least given the horse a name.”

The word OK is a sideways person.
I saw you turning your head to check!

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