Live Life Laughing

When a vegetarian is really made at another vegetarian, is it still called a beef?
Just wondering.

The last part of your body to die when you pass away are your pupils.
They dilate.

Is your stomach flat?
Yeah, but the “L” is silent.

You know what’s even worse? When the author is still writing the second one.

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