It’s true. I have a memory like an Etch-A-Sketch.
I shake my head and forget everything.

If really beautiful people are called “eye candy,”
I would guess I am somewhere in the “eye broccoli” category.

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slipper this morning, when it dawned on me…
I really need to wash some cups.

I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.
It makes scents if you think about it.

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