Q: What kind of books do cows read?
A: Cattlelogs
I have this great idea for a new chain of steak houses for people who love Elvis.
The demographic is people who “love meat tender.”
Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A: Quackers and milk.
Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 