Live Life Laughing: Bovines

Q: What kind of books do cows read?

A: Cattlelogs

I have this great idea for a new chain of steak houses for people who love Elvis.
The demographic is people who “love meat tender.”

Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A: Quackers and milk.

Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder.

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