Eyedrops are technically blinker fluid.
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a driveway.
I just wrote a book about how to fall down a staircase.
It’s a step-by-step guide.
It’s that wierd time of day when I don’t know if I need water, coffee, a cookie,
or to leave civilization and go live among the woodland creatures.