How does Willie the Whale go overland from CA to FL?
On whale-way tracks.
Junior-high grandson: “Grandma, how do birds live without arms?”
Me: “Hmm. Let me think. Is this a trick questions?”
Smart Alec grandson: “They wing it.”
What happened when sweet-looking Kendall secretly tied her classmates shoelaces together?
They went on a class trip.
It’s that time of year again. Enjoy.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 