I bumped my head on a coffee maker.
It left a brews.
What party game do fish play at birthday parties?
Salmon Says.
What do get when you cross a dog with an antenna?
A Golden Receiver.
Every morning I tell the whole household that I’m going running.
Then I don’t go.
It’s a running joke.
What is a chicken’s favorite landmark? Stone-hen-ge!
A chicken and an egg walk into a bar… The bartender says, “Who’s first?”
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian? An eggs-traterrestrial
Chicken jokes from virtualedge.org
Kathleen S Evenhouse 