I get to listen to my husband laugh every weekday as he reads his emails, and it’s usually because of something on Mikey’s Funnies. Today he forwarded them to me to share with others who are writers or correctors of grammar. You can sign up to receive these free chuckles in your inbox at http://www.MikeysFunnies.com Enjoy!

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> An Oxford comma walks into a bar with two clowns, a professor, and a policeman.

> A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

> An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

> Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

> A question mark walks into a bar?

> Helvetica and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out — we don’t serve your type.”

> Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

> A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

> A synonym strolls into a tavern.

> At the end of the day, a cliche walks into a bar — fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.