Read for some musical puns?
Please groan in harmony.

Soprano: “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Alto: “Sure.”
Soprano: “Melody.”
Alto: “I don’t get it.”
Soprano: “No, you don’t.”

Beethoven: “Are you ready to hear some symphonies?”
Audience: (Cheers, whistles, applause)
Beethoven: “I can’t hear you!!”

What if telling people to be quiet, we just yelled, “Decrescendo!”

I hate the key of E minor.
I gives me the E-B-G-Bs.

Fellow musician, “Um, that’s an accidental.”
Me (with great maturity): “You’re an accidental.”

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