Do you know why British people all pronounce the word as “Bri’ish?”
Because they drank all the “t”

Every day I take my cow and a walk through the vineyard.
I herd it through the grapevine.

Penguins produce an oil that helps their feather retain warmth.
So, it follows that an oily bird gets the warm.

Doctor: Do you know that to stay healthy, you need to drink a lot of liquids?
Me: That’s literally all I drink.

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