If you see me drinking coffee and talking to myself, DO NOT DISTURB.
I’m having a staff meeting, and I’m in charge.

So, you’re telling me that people in math problems can have 75 bananas and 25 watermelons, but when I have 5 cups of coffee, I’m the one with the problem?

Coffee: a magical substance capable of turning my “leave me alone!” into a “Good morning, everyone!”

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