She believed she could, but it was 91 degrees outside with Iowa corn field humidity, so she didn’t.

Why do fireflies’ butts glow?
Because the other end would make them light-headed.

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe,
but if you remove it, you get: gravy.

The guy next door just bought 6 smoke machines.
I think he is part of an extreme-mist group.