Live Life Laughing

How do you know when the moon is totally broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter.

They say 30 is the new 20, and 50 is the new 40.
All I know is, 9 pm is the new midnight.

The right eye said to the left eye, “Between you and me, something smells.”


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