Why did Shakespeare only write in pen?
Because pencils always brought up the question: 2B or not 2B.

A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.
An OPTIMIST see light at the end of the tunnel.
A REALIST sees a freight train.
The TRAIN DRIVER see 3 fools standing on the tracks.

Life Hack: turn any sofa into a bed by telling your wife to “calm down!”

Please be patient with me. I’m from the 1900s.