Cleaning Puns from Punstation.com

• My vacuum and I broke up. It just sucked the fun away.
• My cleaning spray said it’s under great pressure, but still can manage to mist.
• The dustpan quit. It couldn’t handle this sweeping romance.
• Dust bunnies fear me. I am their sworn sweeper of doom

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Some days just are disappointing on the emotional level. I find a quiet spot to remember this truth, and I remember how loved I am.