I have an inferiority problem, but it’s not a very good one.

I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

I tried being normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life.

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton,
“How are you doing?”

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When you feel like you need to get away, but don’t have the means or the time, read a book. You’ll be in a whole different world.