Live Life Laughing — 14

My idea of housework is giving the floor a sweeping glance.

NOTICE:
If you notice this notice
you will notice
that the notice is
NOT worth noticing.

An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate.

Customer: “Cargo space?”
Me: “Car no do that. Car no fly.”
Manager: “Can I see you in my office?”


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