Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it. I… Read More
What is the weatherman’s favorite food in winter?Brrr-itos! What did the icy road say to the car?Want to go for a spin? What do you call a ghost in the winter?Cas-brrrr. What did the tree say after a long, cold winter?What a re-leaf! find this jokes and more on thepioneerwoman.com
Recently, I made a bed out of old magazines.I have a lot of back issues. What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?Fleece Navidad. Where was King Solomon’s temple located?Behind his ear.
My doctor told me to watch my sodium intake.I took his advice with a grain of salt. Just chicken in on you. I have a new pet—it’s a termite. I named his Clint.Clint Eatswood. Spend some time in nature on a regular basis.
Q: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?A: Their audacity. Starting your day with an early-morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started. Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit. When you… Read More
There are two ways of arguing with a women.Neither one works. I wish there was a pill that would cure procrastination.I would take it tomorrow. I’ve never been held hostage. I have, however, been in a group text.
I really need to go to Hobby Lobby. I don’t know what I will get, but I’m sure I’ll figure it out when I get there. Me: How much do y ou want for the angry lawn gnome.Yard Sale Lady: That’s my toddler. Do you ever forget to hide your expressions for minute. Then, you… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 