There are two ways of arguing with a women.Neither one works. I wish there was a pill that would cure procrastination.I would take it tomorrow. I’ve never been held hostage. I have, however, been in a group text.
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I really need to go to Hobby Lobby. I don’t know what I will get, but I’m sure I’ll figure it out when I get there. Me: How much do y ou want for the angry lawn gnome.Yard Sale Lady: That’s my toddler. Do you ever forget to hide your expressions for minute. Then, you… Read More
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I can’t even begin to imagine the self-control it takes to work at a bubble-wrap factory. Imagine how much sound a centipede would make if they wore little, tiny flip-flops. If someone from Ziplock would contact just about anyone in the cereal business, it would be a match made in heaven. I was lonely until… Read More
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. ~Steven Wright I just ordered a life alert bracelet so when I get a life, I’ll be notified immediately. Milk is the fastest liquid on earth.It’s pasteurized before you even see it. Surround yourselves with friends who pray for you behind your back.
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I bought a head of lettuce from a small grocery store called The Mommas and The Papas. I can’t eat it though, ’cause all the leaves are brown. Jimmy asked me to spell “wonton” backwards.I said, “Not now.” There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face. The good news is:… Read More
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Q: Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts?A. Because of the pastryarchy. I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced.There’s a key change at the end. I want to go on a diet, but I feel thatI have way too much on my place right now. What do you do to… Read More
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We had a contest at work for the best neckwear. It was a tie. Photo by Teddy Joseph: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-wearing-black-suit-2955376/ I asked my dad why he decided to buy a boat. He said, “There was a sail.” Q: Where did Chewbacca learn his knowledge of The Force?A: From Wookieepedia.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 