Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Real Groaners Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (Best said out loud in your best southern accent) Two Eskimos sitting… Read More
Reminiscing: Does anybody darn socks any more? I remember learning from my grandmother to put a small glass inside a sock to frame the hole in order to weave a patch. Riddles of the Day (see answers below) I’m there once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. Who… Read More
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an… Read More
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. Food for Thought “God loves each of… Read More
Very Punny! Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they… Read More
Time to Groan Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot ’round the world. Food for… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 