Q: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?
A: Because it was full of cheetahs.

Q: Did you hear the song about the tortilla?
A: Actually, it was more of a wrap.

Music Quotes:

“If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music.”  ~Albert Einstein

“Music is a language that doesn’t speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it’s in the bones, it’s in the bones.”  ~Keith Richards