Live Life Laughing

013-goslingQ: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!

I started a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

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