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Riddles for English nerds:

Q   Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms?
A   The thesaurus

Q   What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A   A cat has claws at the end of paws; and a comma is pause at the end of clause.

Q   What makes “Civil Disobedience” such a great essay?
A   Thoreau editing.

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