Q   What’s the tallest building in your city?
A   The library, because it has the most stories.

Q   You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what that means?
A   You matter.

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

Quote on humor:
“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”  ― Criss Jami, Killosophy