Q What’s the tallest building in your city?
A The library, because it has the most stories.
Q You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what that means?
A You matter.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
Quote on humor:
“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.” ― Criss Jami, Killosophy