A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
When two egotists meet, it’s an “I” for an “I.”
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
~ http://www.mikeysfunnies.com
“When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself.”
~ Tecumseh