They have Dial-a-Prayer for Atheists now . . .
You can call, and it rings and rings but nobody answers.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs
A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it. – J. Nowell
Kathleen S Evenhouse 