Q: How excited was the gardener about spring?
A: So excited he wet his plants.

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
A: She always ran away from the ball.

Q: Where will you be in three years?
A: I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision.

“Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward.” ~ Carol Channing
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