Q: What did the hunter say when the polar bear ate his sled dog?
A: “Well, doggone!”

Q: What is the difference between Santa Claus and a warm sled dog?
A: Santa wears a whole suit – a dog just pants!

Q: Where are sled dogs trained?
A: In the mush-room!

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