Q: Guess who I saw today?
A: Everyone I looked at.

Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
A: Because when he asked them who was their favorite composer, they all said, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

I finally figured out why no one finds my cheesy jokes and puns good. They’re laugh-tose intolerant.

Quote about JOY

“Profound joy of the heart is like a magnet that indicates the path of life.” ~Mother Theresa