I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn’t spread it.

Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before episodes 1, 2 and 3?
A: Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Today’s Quote:

“Peace begins with a smile.” ~Mother Theresa