If you’re ever attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

The word “phonetically” doesn’t even start with an “f.” It’s inconsistencies like this that make aliens fly right past our planet.

Today’s Quote:

“For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace.” 1 Corinthians `4:33