Q: What do you call bears with no ears?
I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?”
The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”
I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”
Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
For man, autumn is a time of harvest, of gathering together. For nature, it is a time of sowing, of scattering abroad. ~Edwin Way Teale