Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das is not good.

I told you I’d be ready in 5 minutes. Stop calling me every half hour.

If you don’t remember my name, just say “dark chocolate,” and I’ll turn around.

Give Thanks

Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job. ~Jim Lovell

Keep your eyes open to your mercies. The man who forgets to be thankful has fallen asleep in life. ~Robert Louis Stevenson