Funnies

Q: What was the more important invention that the first telephone?
A: The second one.

Three cows were talking in a field.
Cow #1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow #2: Good think I’m a helicopter.
Cow #3: I don’t believe it! A talking cow.

Two mice were chewing on a roll of film. One of them said, “I think the book was better.”

Winter Thoughts

“Winter is not a season; it’s an occupation.” ~Sinclair Lewis