Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies.
Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don’t know, and I don’t care.
Sometimes I use big words I don’t really understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
“While I relish our warm months, winter forms our character and brings out our best.”
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