Rover: Where do fleas go on vacation?
Fido: Search me.

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: The Baa-hamas

Q: What did ET’s mother say to him when he got home?
A: “Where on earth have you been?”

Summer Thoughts

“Mosquito is out,
it’s the end of the day;
she’s humming and hunting
her evening away.
Who knows why such hunger
arrives on such wings
at sundown? I guess
it’s the nature of things.”
~  N. M. Boedecker, Midsummer Night Itch