First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?Bob: Where?Ben: Around the globe! A book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
Rover: Where do fleas go on vacation? Fido: Search me. Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: The Baa-hamas Q: What did ET’s mother say to him when he got home? A: “Where on earth have you been?” Summer Thoughts “Mosquito is out, it’s the end of the day; she’s humming and hunting her… Read More
Q: Where do eggs go on summer vacation? A: New Yolk City Q: Where do mummies go on summer vacation? A: Nowhere. They’re afraid to relax and unwind. Summer Thoughts Summer is a sailor in a rowboat and ice-cream on your dress when you’re four years old. Summer is a man with his coat off, wet… Read More
I love to read fiction. I have a few favorite genres, but if it’s a good story, I’m not too fussy. When I find an author I enjoy, I’m always on the lookout for their latest and greatest and get ready to “take a vacation” in a good book. However, last week that methodology just… Read More