Q. What is brown and sticky?
A: a stick
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible!
A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?”
The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul. ~Alfred Austin
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. ~John F. Kennedy
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