Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2
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Kathleen S Evenhouse 