Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? A: He felt his presents. Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Argh2-D2source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? A: Game of Clones Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? A: Vader Tots. Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A: With Ewokie Talkiessource: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html
Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?A: Because he has a green thumb. Q: How do you get down from a bantha?A: You don’t. You get down from a goose. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan… Read More
Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?A: Adobe Wan Kenobi Q. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?A: Wookieleaks Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?A: To get to the Dark Side.