Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
A: Because he has a green thumb.
Q: How do you get down from a bantha?
A: You don’t. You get down from a goose.
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”