I ate a box of thin mints, and I didn’t get thinner.I don’t think they work. I’ve written a song about tortillas.Actually, I think it’s more of a wrap. My family asked me to stop telling them Thanksgiving jokes.But I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds. Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP. “Don’t forget you are what you eat.”“I need to eat a skinny person.” If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?A: Because he has a green thumb. Q: How do you get down from a bantha?A: You don’t. You get down from a goose. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan… Read More
Did you know your eating habits affect you thinking abilities? Can a typical Western diet high in saturated fats and sugars affect the parts of the brain that are important to memory and make people more likely to crave the unhealthful food? Psychologist Terry Davidson, director of the Center for Behavioral Neuroscience at American University in Washington,… Read More
“Food and love are so bound up, it’s sometimes hard to see where the sugar ends and the love begins.” Bee Wilson, author The First Bite: How We Learn to Eat Mothers, did you know that what you eat while you are pregnant affects your babies likes and dislikes for food? Yes, if you love… Read More
My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:26 (NIV) No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us. 1 John 4:12 (NIV) God is love. He created humankind to… Read More