Q. What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money?
A. Did you see any change in me?
Q. What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A. Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out!
![I plan ([slash] have been) collecting optometry-related comics to put in a frame and hang in the waiting room](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/2e/84/f1/2e84f13ad29c804e8274d91acd3ca073.jpg)
Q. Why is a doctor always calm?
A. Because they have a lot of patients.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 