• How do Eskimos make their beds?
  With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
• What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses?
  A SQUIDnapper.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!

• What does Jack Frost like best about school?
  Snow and tell.
• Where do penguins go to the movies?
  At the DIVE-in!
• What falls but never gets hurt?
  Snow.
• Who are Frosty’s parents?
  Mom and Pop-Sicle.

• Why do seals swim in saltwater?
  Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
• How do you scare a snowman?
  Get out a hairdryer.
• What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
  A snowmobile.
• How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
  With igloo!

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