Q: What’s the difference between a  poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire.

There’s a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom.
~ Albert Sloan

I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. 
~ Gary Delaney, comedian

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Say what you mean, and mean what you say.